chanel's creative director karl lagerfeld is making news by saying that michelle obama's new bangs don't look good on her and make her look like a news anchor. [ audience oohs ] really? look at karl lagerfeld. [ laughter ] [ applause ] at least michelle doesn't look like mozart went on a shopping spree at hot topic. [ laughter ] lay off the first lady, please. more political news. the director of jewish outreach for the white house announced that he is stepping down because it's time to move on. while his mother says he's still a real catch and other presidents would be lucky to have him. [ light laughter ] i want to wish a happy birthday to shakira, who turns 36 this weekend. [ cheers and applause ] well, she says she's 34, but her hips told me she's 36. [ laughter ] and finally, a new study found that millions of computers are vulnerable to hackers because many home wireless networks do not have passwords. i tried to read the study online, but my neighbors just set up a wireless password. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and a